Thank God for Conair

Rescheduled lunch date? No problem! I'll just throw my water bottle and my cell phone on my bed while I go do stuff for an hour or so till I leave.

Oh. THEN I'll realize that the screw-top lid wasn't totally tight on my water bottle. And that there is now a liter of water dispersed among my bedding. On which sog sits my phone, drippy and grumpily non-functional.

Ever blow-dry a cell phone? Me neither. But it worked, which was pretty great. The jury's still out on how well it works on a pillow-top mattress.