"O! blame me not, if I no more can write!"
My instructor (3 years ago) said to a guy working out next to me, "You're too fat to do proper situps. See this guy (point to me) here. Now that's a flat stomach and he does them correctly"Sadly, that guy next to me was me now.
Mine was "Honey, I'd make love to a walrus for you."Ask me later.
I'm asking you right here and now, lady.
i love your financial advisor. is your advisor a he? perhaps he was offering... hmmm.
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