- Help me find tickets for an amazing show.
- Edited to add: oh my goodness oh my goodness oh my goodness I'm going I'm going I'm going I'm going!
Other odd goings-on this weekend:
- Realizing that there are not enough parking spots disguised as drag queens. Because if there were, I'd find them.
- Learning that women are like sailboats. Because you have to constantly change to keep up with them. Or because they're oceangoing vessels you dump money into. I forget which.
- Discussing the origins of zombies in front of priceless art.
So yeah. It's random.
But happy Memorial Day. Take a minute to remember somebody who did fight - is fighting - will fight - and think good thoughts for them. Sine qua non.
That's all she's got. Escalator.
P.S. Go for it, Olivia.