There was only one product that would give me good hair. But now they’ve changed it to a terrible new formulation that makes my hair simultaneously frizzy AND lank. It's awful.
So. If you happen to be in the grocery store or the drugstore and see L’Oreal Pumping Curls that does NOT say “New and Improved” on it, grab every bottle you see. I will pay for them, for shipping, for your gas to the store, send you flowers, and I don’t even know what else.
I'm not normally this vain: I really haven’t found anything else that works. I promise, it's important.
Update: CVS (2), Kings (0), ShopRite (o), Super Stop & Shop (0), Target (0), Walmart (1). I voluntarily went to Walmart, people. I can sink no lower. Also: I can't buy it online because the old and new stuff are the same product, so there's no guarantee that I'll get the old version unless I can confirm the ingredients. If alcohol comes first, it's the wrong stuff. If water comes first, it's the right stuff.
Update 2: If you're going to suggest it, I've tried it - L'Oreal, TiGi, Bed Head, Aussie, KMS, John Frieda, etc. ... Please, please keep looking?
Update 3: As if you care. (But I do! And it's my blog!) Jen found three bottles! I love Jen!
Update 4: On a trip to parts infrequently visited: another Walmart (o, the shame) (0), independent warehouse store (0), Wegman’s (0,) another CVS (3), independent grocery store (0), independent pharmacy (0), Eckard (4). Chain stores that are not terribly popular seem to be the way to go.