19 May 2008

Overheard at Work

Nobody believes me when I mention the things that come up at work. So today I took notes.

"Okay, so, new this week..."
"Nudist week?"
"Nudist week!"

"Nobody puts pancreatic cancer in the corner."

"You'd flagellate me if I asked you to."

(Context would provide no additional logic, don't worry. And this was only one meeting.)


Beth said...

I'm right there with ya, sister. I get to listen to kids and their parents talk all day long. Some days it's a challenge to keep a straight face (and sometimes it's okay if I laugh along too).

Anonymous said...

How many of those comments were uttered by Jeff and/or Olga? I'd put money on them... ;)


Sarah said...

You might be right, but I'll never tell.

But I will add that between the two of them, on Monday, I was asked who I was sleeping with, and told I was a bunny rabbit.

You figure out which was which.