Mistaken Identity 17 and 18

I am not the Other Me who reserved the Computer Services Departments' Collaboration Room 234 at Marshall University for Monday evening.

And, thank God, I am not the Other Me from Washington State who contacted the Association for the Treatment of Sexual Abusers to find juvenile inpatient treatment for her son, who has one felony conviction and is facing another.

(I do, however, now have exactly one result when I search my Gmail for "felony".)