Ten years ago, he took 250/1 odds that he'd make it to his 100th birthday.
The bookies are delighted for him. (Except not really. But in a delicate, proper kind of "not really". They're not going to bump him off or anything.)
Anyway, he was asked how he got there. And these were his rules.
- Porridge for breakfast.
- Do as little work as you can.
- Go on as many holidays as you can.
- Keep breathing.
- Tell no lies.
- Don't worry about anything.
Happy birthday, Mr. Holden. And many more.
2 comments:
What is porridge exactly? Is it oatmeal? Is it cream of wheat? Or Farina? I like Farina!
D). All of the above.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Porridge
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