What, you say? Gesundheit, you say?
You must Konfabulate. You simply must. Even the Journal is feeling the love. It's sleek and fun like Macs, it works seamlessly with PCs, it's just so cool.
But what is it, you ask? It's a program that runs all sorts of tiny programs. It collects all kinds of little programs - weather forecasts, news feeds, wifi signal monitors, dancing penguins, whatever - and manages them all. So it's neat and organized. And it's got over 2,000 of the little guys. So it's prolific. And everything is so darn pretty.
Just trust me, you think I'm being silly right now, you don't think you need it, but then you will download it just to prove how right you are and how wrong I am, and then you will fidget with your widgets, and then you will be as hooked as I am.
Yup. You're welcome.