- Very rich?
- Impressively philanthropic?
- Philosophic, sometimes pedantically so?
- American but deliberately international, sometimes ostentatiously so?
- Possessed of a very hot significant other?
- Frequent maker of intriguing acting choices?
- Hot in an unsettling, broody, chiseled, vaguely Goth way?
- Occasionally batshit crazy?
... True for both Johnny Depp and Angelina Jolie. But...
...Not Angelina Jolie.
...Therefore, winner: Not Johnny Depp.
The first of an occasional series written in the style of much more interesting blogs.
For my amusement, but also ideally a more interesting way of saying, "Hey, y'alls, go look at this website, it's fun reading."