Analogies? Boring? Reminiscent of high-school English? Analogies not funny? Not true, say I.
And I? Am going OUT. This WEEKEND. On a SATURDAY NIGHT.
This is a noteworthy occasion. Why? Because I am generally a lazy sack of antisocial... laziness... (and one without a handy synonym) on Saturday nights. But, thanks to two of the more fabulous people in my little world, my sorry behind is going to go out and have a drink and just generally enjoy life for a couple of hours. So there, lazy antisocial... ness.