I have a Gmail account. Oooooh.
I also have a couple of links for you, which you will only enjoy if, like me, you are a grammar geek. Or maybe if you're a sports fan. Or if you're a deranged sports fan and an editor, at once. You know who you are.
2003 Trite Trophy for the worst cliches in sports (and outside, too, really).
And, for added fun, the 2002 Trite Trophy.