"I suspect that I will be celebrating Easter Sunday by shouting 'FUCK' from the rooftops, a practice not smiled upon by my local parish, I fear. At the very least, “assnuts,” “cocksucker” and “dillweed” will be getting a lot more play. So, I suspect, will “Goddamn it!” and “Jesus H. Christ!” Which is only appropriate, really. Fuck. I’m going to be seeing you all in hell, aren’t I?"
Go read Jessica Morgan, she of the lovely last name and ambitious Lenten vows.