Today's song in my head:
For you I'd
Dive into a treacherous sea
Bring you Neptune's jewels to keep you happy
Fly into a merciless sun
Steal you the sky
Cause you're the one
Mystic, "Neptune's Jewels"
Followed closely by:
Well, I've never plucked a rooster
And I'm not too good at ping-pong
And I've never thrown my mashed potatoes up against the wall
And I've never kissed a chipmunk
And I've never gotten head lice
And I've never been to Boston in the fall!
Silly Songs with Larry