Because I am burning a CD.
Perhaps you do not understand the magnitude of this statement. I, people. I. Am burning. A CD. All by myself.
And two weeks ago I learned how to use a record player.
Hey, shut up. Music is the department of The Boy. I can find you anything you want on the Internet and read French and I'm really very handy. I'm not an idiot. I've just never had to do certain things myself.
But today? I burned a CD.