Because I have them in my head, I've pilfered snippets of what I could find from around the Web. Mostly I have "The Internet Is for Porn" in my head, but I can't find that anywhere.
"There's a Fine, Fine Line," from the Web site of Dave, who should really be less revealing with all his personal details, but I digress:
There's a fine, fine line between a lover and a friend
There's a fine, fine line between reality and pretend
And you never know 'til you reach the top if it was worth the uphill climb
There's a fine, fine line between love...and a waste of time.
"Everyone's a Little Bit Racist,"from the Tough Pig blog, which has a great little article on the musical:
If we all could just admit
That we are racist a little bit
Even though we all know that it's wrong
Maybe it would help us
"How Do I Go Back to College?" from Colonel Joe's blog:
I wish I could go back to college
Life was simple back then
What would I give to go back
And live in a dorm with a meal plan again?
How do I go back to college?
I don't know who I am anymore
I wanna go back to my room
And find a message in dry-erase pen on the door
But if I were to go back to college
Think what a loser I'd be
I'd walk through the quad and think
Oh my God...
These kids are so much younger than me