In which Carrot Top, Jimmy Buffet and Lizzie Grubman all feature.

You know that gag Carrot Top has - one of the very, very few - about how there should be a Breathalyzer built into a cell phone so you don't make drunken phone calls? I think there should be a mandatory waiting period before you send emails. Long enough to reread it and make sure that's what you want to say. I've had a couple of instances today where I wish I had one of those.

The New York Times profiles a flack. It's an interesting read, even if you don't know who Howard Rubenstein is and think all public-relations people are Samantha Jones or Norman Paperman. I think I'd like to see "The Boys of Second Street Park."