All right, people. I accept that the 21st century is full of information and multitasking and stress and all that. But are you really, truly, so desparately busy that you simply don't have the time to write out words?

if i haf 2 c u write like this 1 more time...

I will go out of my damn mind. It's supposed to be English. I don't want to have to mentally employ an Idiot-to-English translation.