Today's reading: How to Write Like a Wanker. Because, sadly, so many people don't need the advice.

Today's amusement: go to www.californiamuscle.com. Search for either the "Arabian Boxer" or the "Gladiator Brief". Marvel at Joe Millionaire, Evan Marriott, and his... um... physique. (Also on The Smoking Gun.) This is almost as good as Survivor 5's Brian Heidik and his career.