19 February 2007

Unexpected Things People Have Said to Me This Week

"Because you're in good shape." - My fourth-degree black belt tae kwon do instructor.

"Who's that naked chick?" - My brother.

"Your other alternative is to find a sugar daddy." - My financial advisor.
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4 comments:

  1. Thomas Marullo10:34 pm

    My instructor (3 years ago) said to a guy working out next to me, "You're too fat to do proper situps. See this guy (point to me) here. Now that's a flat stomach and he does them correctly"

    Sadly, that guy next to me was me now.

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  2. Karen12:37 am

    Mine was "Honey, I'd make love to a walrus for you."

    Ask me later.

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  3. Sarah9:38 pm

    I'm asking you right here and now, lady.

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  4. Anonymous9:50 pm

    i love your financial advisor. is your advisor a he? perhaps he was offering... hmmm.

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